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ATTN: Morrolan

I'm around, I just have 19 credits at the University which occupies a whole lot of my time. For example, this week I have:
Islamic studies test
Greek History test
600+pages of public opinion reading, and about 6 summaries on it.
6 chapters of African studies reading and a review of it by Friday
Need to find a book and review it for my Russian History class
Comparative politics reading
2 papers which I have finished(Lycurgus and Brazil)
And then theres the concert on the 22nd.

Thats just this week, its like this almost every week. I can maybe play in a game or two, and GM my URPS system but DMing DND is just too much of a hassle right now. So...thats where I'm at, all you peoples that want to chill with me or get something going respond to this.

Lord of Castle Black and host of the never-ending party. Collects Morganti weapons and illegal books. Likes Eastern brandy, his sword Blackwand, and going on killing sprees.

ATTN: Morrolan

Haha, and may I add those papers were horrible till I pwned them?

>Stick your finger through it, and scrape the shit out your ass with your finger

Online?

Noticed that I could not connect, was the server down?

ATTN: Morrolan

Lies, fixing a few syntax mistakes does not make them 'horrible.' It does make me rushed and lazy though, I'll admit that :)

Lord of Castle Black and host of the never-ending party. Collects Morganti weapons and illegal books. Likes Eastern brandy, his sword Blackwand, and going on killing sprees.

ATTN: Morrolan

ah, good. i'm happy to see that you're still around, ridiculous amount of schoolwork aside.

good luck with all your school stuffs.

"Zey goggles! Zey do nutzing!" - Saber, as Arnie

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Melubb"]Haha, and may I add those papers were horrible till I pwned them?[/quote]

Morro's a pussy. I have 18 hours and still basically do whatever the hell I want, and get good grades besides.

StrikerEternal (12:25:26 AM): i run a mean first session
Melubb [02:40]: strikers voice can crush planets

ATTN: Morrolan

He may be a pussy, but at least he isn't a fag. Mr. 5 on every AP test. As if you have a life outside of school.

>Stick your finger through it, and scrape the shit out your ass with your finger

ATTN: Morrolan

Mel, your green is showing.

Besides, if you were a genius like Striker and I, you wouldn't be bitching.

"You see now they're thinking about banning toy guns... And they're going to keep the fuckin' real ones!"

[url=http//bash.org/?239151]Repeating this will totally get you laid.[/url]

ATTN: Morrolan

Haha, you mean if I tried like Striker does. As much as he claims he doesn't I know he did, and probably still does more for school then me. Besides, I just felt like bashing Morro and Striker.

Oh, and I rather like how you included yourself as a genius with Striker. Trying to sneak in pompous compliments for yourself, eh?

>Stick your finger through it, and scrape the shit out your ass with your finger

ATTN: Morrolan

Mel licks magical goatballs to get his schoolwork done.

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"Attack, attack, and when in doubt, attack again." - Gwar

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Melubb"]He may be a pussy, but at least he isn't a fag. Mr. 5 on every AP test. As if you have a life outside of school.[/quote]

Says the guy who was talking about "pwning Morro's papers."

StrikerEternal (12:25:26 AM): i run a mean first session
Melubb [02:40]: strikers voice can crush planets

ATTN: Morrolan

heh.

i burn shit. get over it ) [2250] claymored2 i couldn't sully your name [2250] Fish Thatmoos meh sup ya'll Solace Clay just pulled this TOTALLY Hollywood move and saved my ass!

ATTN: Morrolan

I don't do my own, but whats the harm in helping others do their's? Come now, I hadn't talked to Morro in a good while, his papers simply allowed me more time to be social with someone i hadn't talked to in a while.

>Stick your finger through it, and scrape the shit out your ass with your finger

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Melubb"]I don't do my own, but whats the harm in helping others do their's? Come now, I hadn't talked to Morro in a good while, his papers simply allowed me more time to [i]be social with someone i hadn't talked to in a while.[/i][/quote]

Yea, pretty sure Melubb is teh gay...

>oooh it's tux

>get him

>me get him?

>are you insane?

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Claymored"]heh.[/quote]
See Clay, if you want to be flamed, you have to provoke people. I think you lost your touch. For your wife's sake, I hope that isn't true.

Tux, I only have one thing to say to you.

"Macs rock."

QED

EDIT: As a disclamer, these posts do not nessicarally show the true opinions of the person known as Melubb. They are simply pokes at people to provoke them. If I actually hurt someone's feelings, I am sorry.

>Stick your finger through it, and scrape the shit out your ass with your finger

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Melubb"]I don't do my own, but whats the harm in helping others do their's? Come now, I hadn't talked to Morro in a good while, his papers simply allowed me more time to be social with someone i hadn't talked to in a while.[/quote]

I wasn't talking about the fact that you helped him with his papers, I was talking about the fact that you said you "pwned" his papers. Such a statement implies that you derived a strong sense of accomplishment from your act-- not in the act of helping your friend, but in the act of "pwning" the papers-- so it is obvious that you had a vested interest in the "paper-pwnage" in and of itself. Such an interest in "pwning papers" removes credibility from your statement that I don't have a life, as it is clear that a "paper-pwnerer," if you will, doesn't have much of one himself.

StrikerEternal (12:25:26 AM): i run a mean first session
Melubb [02:40]: strikers voice can crush planets

ATTN: Morrolan

Yeah, uh... Owned?

"You see now they're thinking about banning toy guns... And they're going to keep the fuckin' real ones!"

[url=http//bash.org/?239151]Repeating this will totally get you laid.[/url]

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Melubb"][quote="Claymored"]heh.[/quote]
See Clay, if you want to be flamed, you have to provoke people. I think you lost your touch. For your wife's sake, I hope that isn't true.

Tux, I only have one thing to say to you.

"Macs rock."

QED

EDIT: As a disclamer, these posts do not nessicarally show the true opinions of the person known as Melubb. They are simply pokes at people to provoke them. If I actually hurt someone's feelings, I am sorry.[/quote]

Macs do rock, and I'm pretty sure Melubb is still guh-ay.

>oooh it's tux

>get him

>me get him?

>are you insane?

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Striker"][quote="Melubb"]I don't do my own, but whats the harm in helping others do their's? Come now, I hadn't talked to Morro in a good while, his papers simply allowed me more time to be social with someone i hadn't talked to in a while.[/quote]

I wasn't talking about the fact that you helped him with his papers, I was talking about the fact that you said you "pwned" his papers. Such a statement implies that you derived a strong sense of accomplishment from your act-- not in the act of helping your friend, but in the act of "pwning" the papers-- so it is obvious that you had a vested interest in the "paper-pwnage" in and of itself. Such an interest in "pwning papers" removes credibility from your statement that I don't have a life, as it is clear that a "paper-pwnerer," if you will, doesn't have much of one himself.[/quote]

Hmm, I will admit this, I slightly exaggerated when I said pwn. What I meant to say is that I made fun of morro for about an hour and a half while i helped fix his papers. I simply said 'pwn' because it more derogitory then 'helped'. Sorry Strikes, looks like you couldn't see my fastball.

Saber, it is pwn. I was pwned. n00b. I expecially like how you piggy back on Striker's ideas. It looks like Tux was wrong; I think your the gay one here.

>Stick your finger through it, and scrape the shit out your ass with your finger

ATTN: Morrolan

I never contributed to Striker's arguement. Not once. Therefore, I piggy-backed nothing.

Oh, and a side note: "pwn" is the most retarded internet expression since leetspeak. Thanks for trying, though.

"You see now they're thinking about banning toy guns... And they're going to keep the fuckin' real ones!"

[url=http//bash.org/?239151]Repeating this will totally get you laid.[/url]

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Saber"]Mel, your green is showing.

Besides, if you were a genius like Striker and I, you wouldn't be bitching.[/quote]

[quote="Saber"]Yeah, uh... Owned?[/quote]

Sorry, I call that piggybacking, maybe wrongfully. I just found it funny that you posted only in defense of Striker, or to pat him on the ass. Maybe I was actually supprised you posted to defend yourself. Good jorb!

[quote="Saber"]I never contributed to Striker's arguement. Not once. Therefore, I piggy-backed nothing.

Oh, and a side note: "pwn" is the most retarded internet expression since leetspeak. Thanks for trying, though.[/quote]

Pwn is still rather 'cool' mostly due to the sucess of [url]www.purepwnage.com[/url]. Sorry you can't watch them, due to your nubish computer.

>Stick your finger through it, and scrape the shit out your ass with your finger

ATTN: Morrolan

The fact that my 3 year old machine could likely still kick the shit outta your piece has nothing to do with the fact that you're gay.

EDIT: Oh, and quote number 1 is called me being high and mighty over you. Quote number 2 is me simply commenting on you getting your ass thoroughly handed to you.

Once again, thank you and good night.

"You see now they're thinking about banning toy guns... And they're going to keep the fuckin' real ones!"

[url=http//bash.org/?239151]Repeating this will totally get you laid.[/url]

ATTN: Morrolan

Yes Saber. You are better then me. I am a loser. Is that what you wanted to hear even though it isn't true? I would be worse then Regan if I were to admit that. Also, how is your computer better then mine, if your's can't play a simple divx file? Come now Saber, you know a load of bullshit as well as I do when you see it.

>Stick your finger through it, and scrape the shit out your ass with your finger

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Melubb"]What I meant to say is that I made fun of morro for about an hour and a half[/quote]

Now, this is acceptable behavior. 8)

StrikerEternal (12:25:26 AM): i run a mean first session
Melubb [02:40]: strikers voice can crush planets

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Melubb"]Yes Saber. You are better then me. I am a loser.[/quote]

I just printed that out and framed it on my wall. I think I'm gonna masturbate to it every night.

Aside from that, come now Mel; you know a load of sarcasm as well as I do when you see it.

You take me [i]faaaar[/i] too seriously.

"You see now they're thinking about banning toy guns... And they're going to keep the fuckin' real ones!"

[url=http//bash.org/?239151]Repeating this will totally get you laid.[/url]

ATTN: Morrolan

No, no, you misunderstand me. I find it far more fun to take some things seriously. Like this whole conversation. I even said I was sorry in advance if I were to hurt someone's feelings. That should have been a red flag. I am actually in shock that you missed it. Loser.

>Stick your finger through it, and scrape the shit out your ass with your finger

ATTN: Morrolan

I just viewed that as you trying to be a 'politically correct' pussy, which is true. Apologizing in advance? You've [b]really[/b] gone down hill. You're even using words like 'n00b' and 'loser'.

Tsk, and to think you were once my student. For shame.

"You see now they're thinking about banning toy guns... And they're going to keep the fuckin' real ones!"

[url=http//bash.org/?239151]Repeating this will totally get you laid.[/url]

ATTN: Morrolan

'sup yo.

Mikkl "OMG IT GOES UP!??!?"

ATTN: Morrolan

Saber, I realized what I said to Clay was rather harsh, as he only said 'heh'. Also, I have always used words like n00b and loser, if you were truely my teacher, you would know this.
[quote="Xareth"]'sup yo.[/quote]
What The Fuck? Seriously. Why the hell would you say that in the middle of an arguement. Lets take an extreame example: You walk into a bank and 20 guys with shotguns are screaming at people for their money. Are you going to say, " 'sup yo." to them? Why would you do it here? Are you trying to boost your post count? Are you just trying to be retarded? (if you are, I think you don't really have to try) WTF man?

>Stick your finger through it, and scrape the shit out your ass with your finger

ATTN: Morrolan

he's either trying to piss you off, or trying to get involved in a defensive manner..

"go ahead, hit me. i dare you."
*whap*
"oh it's on now"

"Zey goggles! Zey do nutzing!" - Saber, as Arnie

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Xareth"]'sup yo.[/quote]

nm u?

In other news "l33t-speak is for sissies"
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ATTN: Morrolan

Arch was closest. I was just tryin to cool the topic down; trying through my own retarded way to bring some comedic value into the thread. Why? Because you took a thread that was light-hearted, humorous, and enjoyable, and turned it into a bitchfest. No one was serious, but you had to ruin it.

Oh, and:
[quote="Melubb"]What The Fuck? Seriously. Why the hell would you say that in the middle of an arguement. Lets take an extreame example: You walk into a bank and 20 guys with shotguns are screaming at people for their money. Are you going to say, " 'sup yo." to them? Why would you do it here? Are you trying to boost your post count? Are you just trying to be retarded? (if you are, I think you don't really have to try) WTF man?[/quote]

Oh man, I so want to do that now. Just stroll into a robbery and act all cool like nothins happenin.

Mikkl "OMG IT GOES UP!??!?"

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Xareth"]

Oh man, I so want to do that now. Just stroll into a robbery and act all cool like nothins happenin.[/quote]

you'd be my hero. you'd be very dead, but you would be my hero.

"Zey goggles! Zey do nutzing!" - Saber, as Arnie

ATTN: Morrolan

I agree. That'd be awesome. Make sure you put that on a live webcam feed or something so I can watch you get mowed down. It'd be cool, then gruesome, and it might actually get cool again.

"You see now they're thinking about banning toy guns... And they're going to keep the fuckin' real ones!"

[url=http//bash.org/?239151]Repeating this will totally get you laid.[/url]

ATTN: Morrolan

ok, so, confession to make here..... i didn't even know this was a flame war when i posted the "heh". lol. but you guys are doing a hell of a job, melubb scores 3 points for insulting my manhood. striker saber and melubb all score an equal 2 points for their attacks upon each other, and the rejoinders therein. lol

i believe i'm burned out on flames, because i cannot come up with anything at all to say lately. no points to me, and a penalty for lameness. another penalty for arrogance. and another for lack of grammar. heh.

i burn shit. get over it ) [2250] claymored2 i couldn't sully your name [2250] Fish Thatmoos meh sup ya'll Solace Clay just pulled this TOTALLY Hollywood move and saved my ass!

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Xareth"]Arch was closest. I was just tryin to cool the topic down; trying through my own retarded way to bring some comedic value into the thread. Why? Because you took a thread that was light-hearted, humorous, and enjoyable, and turned it into a bitchfest. No one was serious, but you had to ruin it.

Oh, and:
[quote="Melubb"]What The Fuck? Seriously. Why the hell would you say that in the middle of an arguement. Lets take an extreame example: You walk into a bank and 20 guys with shotguns are screaming at people for their money. Are you going to say, " 'sup yo." to them? Why would you do it here? Are you trying to boost your post count? Are you just trying to be retarded? (if you are, I think you don't really have to try) WTF man?[/quote]

Oh man, I so want to do that now. Just stroll into a robbery and act all cool like nothins happenin.[/quote]

You're kidding right? There were two posts in this topic before I posted. That is not nearly enough information for you to derive that this was a "light-hearted, humorous, and enjoyable" thread. Hell, if you interpret their two posts in that manner, I hold that this is still "light-hearted, humorous, and enjoyable" from my point of view. Actually, I will do that anyway, because IT IS! You actually think I am serious? Xareth, I simply thought you were trying to fill in Xar's shoes, since your name is very close to his. Hell, I even posted that I wasn't really serious. If anyone ruined this thread, it would be you and Muds' fault (sorry man, you replied) for the retarded spam. I also know that Saber is not truly being serious. If he were, as soon as I read his first reply back to me, my eyes would have exploded from the sheer pwnage emanating from his post. If you didn't think that my posts were humorous, then you Sir, are stupid. It is rather funny to act deathly serious in situations where you shouldn't be. It freaks stupid (read: you) people out, and those who understand laugh their ass's off.

[quote="Claymored"]ok, so, confession to make here..... i didn't even know this was a flame war when i posted the "heh". lol. but you guys are doing a hell of a job, melubb scores 3 points for insulting my manhood. striker saber and melubb all score an equal 2 points for their attacks upon each other, and the rejoinders therein. lol

i believe i'm burned out on flames, because i cannot come up with anything at all to say lately. no points to me, and a penalty for lameness. another penalty for arrogance. and another for lack of grammar. heh.[/quote]
Yes, I know you didn't. It was still rather good to make fun of you, as you are, after all, the "untouchable" Claymored. Thanks for giving me more points then Saber, he won't mind much, mostly because he knows I am better then him.

>Stick your finger through it, and scrape the shit out your ass with your finger

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote]Thanks for giving me more points then Saber, he won't mind much, mostly because he knows I am better then him.[/quote]

That's not what the piece of paper on my wall says.

In regards to "...those who understand laugh their ass's off.", I beg to differ; I understand, and yet I don't actually find your posts funny yet. They've been childishly 'mischievous' and all things considered... Stupid. Your pathetic attempts at 'pwning' others comes off as you being undeservedly pompous or just plain whiny. Unlike Striker and Tux's good posts, I've yet to see anything particularily humorous or even remotely witty appear in your posts.

The devil's advocate ploy was funny, maybe, when I was in 4th grade. Oddly enough, that was probably only a few weeks ago. :wink:

Let's cut your "I'm serious but I'm not" gag before it becomes so stale I could crumble it up and put it on top of my salad.

"You see now they're thinking about banning toy guns... And they're going to keep the fuckin' real ones!"

[url=http//bash.org/?239151]Repeating this will totally get you laid.[/url]

ATTN: Morrolan

Maybe I would, but alas, it is not the time. Maybe when a new, exciting thread comes about, I shall allow this one to die. However, since that does not look like it shall happen for a bit longer, there is no harm in keeping this one around.

Come now, my comment to clay a while back was funny. Give me credit for that one at least. Damn, I even had to set that one up.

[quote="Saber"]The devil's advocate ploy was funny, maybe, when I was in 4th grade. Oddly enough, that was probably only a few weeks ago. :wink:[/quote]
You are slightly older then me. :D

>Stick your finger through it, and scrape the shit out your ass with your finger

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Saber"]I agree. That'd be awesome. Make sure you put that on a live webcam feed or something so I can watch you get mowed down. It'd be cool, then gruesome, and it might actually get cool again.[/quote]

Yes, watching my chest and most likely face burst apart after getting hit by five simultaneous shotguns would be so awesome.

I was planning on strolling in AFTER achieving some level of invulnerability. Or, if I'm just so filthy rich that I feel like giving the robbers a million in exchange for letting me video tape it and share it on the internet.

Mikkl "OMG IT GOES UP!??!?"

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Saber"]
Let's cut your "I'm serious but I'm not" gag before it becomes so stale I could crumble it up and put it on top of my salad.[/quote]

yeah, no kidding. what the fuck is the point of forum flame wars anyway?

"Zey goggles! Zey do nutzing!" - Saber, as Arnie

ATTN: Morrolan

Because I enjoy arguing and I am rather bored. What better way to entertain myself then posting on here?

I guess I can make inanly short posts too if everyone else is doing it.

[color=red]*Melubb jumps on the bandwagon*[/color]

>Stick your finger through it, and scrape the shit out your ass with your finger

ATTN: Morrolan

I think I read somewhere that the best way to defeat a troll's regeneration is not Acid (which we have, but in rare doses, it seems) or fire (which is obviously not working), but simply to ignore it. Think we should give it a shot?

*laughs* I love how I schooled him and he just accepted it and didn't even attempt a counter. It's good that he knows when he's beat, though.

"You see now they're thinking about banning toy guns... And they're going to keep the fuckin' real ones!"

[url=http//bash.org/?239151]Repeating this will totally get you laid.[/url]

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Saber"]*laughs* I love how I schooled him and he just accepted it and didn't even attempt a counter. It's good that he knows when he's beat, though.[/quote]

Haha, you laughed! You see, everything I do has a point, even when it appears I am working against myself, which I actually do quite often. Also, you, rather then say, Xareth, told me to stop. Do remember that I have a good amount of respect for you, and will generally listen.

Ahahahaha, good! Someone that knows their flame-speak. Though I would call myself more of a pseudo-troll. Sure, I have been picking arguements, but I haven't been retarded in my own defense.

>Stick your finger through it, and scrape the shit out your ass with your finger

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Melubb"]If anyone ruined this thread, it would be you and Muds' fault (sorry man, you replied) for the retarded spam.[/quote]

Actually no. If it is your perception that this thread was ruined, it would be your fault for letting my spam get to you. Thank you for letting me win.

[size=7][color=white]Can somebody get me a drink? I am thirsty....[/color][/size]

In other news "l33t-speak is for sissies"
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ATTN: Morrolan

IT'S [b]ARGUMENT[/b], not [b]ARGUEMENT[/b], god dammit!

(Not that this was ever an argument, or an arguement for that matter.)

StrikerEternal (12:25:26 AM): i run a mean first session
Melubb [02:40]: strikers voice can crush planets

ATTN: Morrolan

Hey Striker, shouldn't you be too busy getting 5s on APs to be correcting our grammar? :twisted:

Mikkl "OMG IT GOES UP!??!?"

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Xareth"]Hey Striker, shouldn't you be too busy getting 5s on APs to be correcting our grammar? :twisted:[/quote]

I'm in college now, I can't. Though, thanks to those, I am a sophomore in college right now. :)

StrikerEternal (12:25:26 AM): i run a mean first session
Melubb [02:40]: strikers voice can crush planets

ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Striker"]I'm in college now, I can't. Though, thanks to those, I am a sophomore in college right now. :)[/quote]

Oh, Sophomore standing? You lucky overachieving S.O.B.

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ATTN: Morrolan

[quote="Paddon"]Oh, Sophomore standing? You lucky overachieving S.O.B.[/quote]

Overachieved in high school so that I could slack off now. :D

StrikerEternal (12:25:26 AM): i run a mean first session
Melubb [02:40]: strikers voice can crush planets

ATTN: Morrolan

too bad it doesnt really work like that. unless you're in some kind of underachieving course.

"Zey goggles! Zey do nutzing!" - Saber, as Arnie