Metagaming
The following is a real conversation between myself and the one known as 'Striker.'
[22:23] DCPassarelli: its the strikes
[22:23] DCPassarelli: waiting for the game eh?
[22:23] DCPassarelli: or is your character still not done?
[22:24] DCPassarelli: i need to know whether to kill you or say, "sweet"
[22:32] StrikerEternal: nah, it's done
[22:32] DCPassarelli: sweet
[22:32] DCPassarelli: i would have killed you if it weren't
[22:32] DCPassarelli: ; p
[22:33] StrikerEternal: lol
[22:33] StrikerEternal: it relieves me to know that you won't be killing me
[22:34] DCPassarelli: i was thinking about killing you anyway, but that would be out of character for me
[22:34] DCPassarelli: i dont like to metagame
[22:34] StrikerEternal: gah, the one thing is, i was working on a cool background story, but i got bored of working on it
[22:34] StrikerEternal: lmao
[22:34] DCPassarelli: its hard for us superior beings
[22:34] StrikerEternal: -_-
[22:34] StrikerEternal: you know that saber and i are the geniuses around here
[22:35] DCPassarelli: hahahaha
[22:35] DCPassarelli: sure you are
[22:35] StrikerEternal: indeed
[22:35] DCPassarelli: im just in character
[22:35] StrikerEternal: ok maybe not saber
[22:35] StrikerEternal: :)
[22:35] DCPassarelli: if i started metagaming man
[22:35] DCPassarelli: i would own everyone
[22:36] DCPassarelli: but sadly my character at the moment isnt that uber, so i cant
[22:36] StrikerEternal: lol
[22:36] StrikerEternal: my character isn't very uber either
[22:36] DCPassarelli: hahaha, compared to mine?
[22:36] DCPassarelli: you need nerfed
[22:36] StrikerEternal: he has a high int but i mean he doesn't get anything from that except for skill points
[22:36] StrikerEternal: and his str and con suck
[22:37] DCPassarelli: hopefully the DM will realize it and take you down a notch or two
[22:37] StrikerEternal: lmao
[22:37] DCPassarelli: you know well that in this game int is more important then str or con
[22:37] StrikerEternal: indeed
[22:37] StrikerEternal: sadly cha is important too and he's not too high there either
[22:37] StrikerEternal: oh well
[22:37] DCPassarelli: you get more everything in this game... money, woman (though thats only when your 28ish after you get the money)
[22:38] StrikerEternal: yeah
[22:38] StrikerEternal: physical stats only matter if they are really high
[22:38] StrikerEternal: that way your character might get into pro sports
[22:39] DCPassarelli: true
[22:39] DCPassarelli: but you need three natural 18s
[22:39] StrikerEternal: i dunno
[22:39] DCPassarelli: and Africans get a +4 to str and dex
[22:39] StrikerEternal: true
[22:39] DCPassarelli: so its still hard to compete
[22:40] StrikerEternal: that is a pretty good race for a pro sports character
[22:40] DCPassarelli: quite
[22:40] DCPassarelli: not good at too much else though
[22:41] DCPassarelli: other then sex, they get massive +s to that
[22:41] StrikerEternal: lmao
[22:41] StrikerEternal: some kid in my corridor had a news article up on his door or something
[22:41] StrikerEternal: it was like fact or fiction about sex
[22:41] DCPassarelli: O_o
[22:42] StrikerEternal: and it had average penis sizes, which were apparently .2 inches higher for white men than black men
[22:42] StrikerEternal: he circled that and wrote "ohh yeah" or something
[22:43] DCPassarelli: O_o the rule book i have read must be wrong then. i doubt it though, there had to have been an overabundance of natural 1s when they rolled for penial size
[22:43] StrikerEternal: i don't know
[22:44] StrikerEternal: i think the article was erroneous. hopefully the game designer publishes an errata
[22:44] DCPassarelli: i mean, they get +7 in it if i recall, but if luck were against a good amount....
[22:44] DCPassarelli: nat 1 gives you a -5
[22:44] DCPassarelli: so.... that could balance it out
[22:45] StrikerEternal: maybe someone just fudged the dice rolls
[22:45] DCPassarelli: that DM would be horrible, i would quite the game if i were them in that case
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Metagaming
So are you going to add the second part or what...?
StrikerEternal (12:25:26 AM): i run a mean first session
Melubb [02:40]: strikers voice can crush planets
Metagaming
As per request:
[22:46] DCPassarelli: that was amazing'
[22:46] StrikerEternal: yeah
[22:46] DCPassarelli: i should fix my spelling errors and copy paste it into a post
[22:47] StrikerEternal: you don't have to fix mine, since i never make any
[22:47] StrikerEternal: yeah
[22:46] StrikerEternal: haha
[22:47] StrikerEternal: my character has like 6 ranks in knowledge (english language)
[22:47] DCPassarelli: once again, i have to play in character
[22:47] StrikerEternal: yeah.. sucks, doesn't it
[22:48] DCPassarelli: this guy failed over half his spelling tests in 7th grade
[22:48] DCPassarelli: and he studied for around 3 hours every day
[22:48] StrikerEternal: i wish i could metagame and my character could pick up a lot more chicks
[22:48] DCPassarelli: and i mean every god damn fucking gay
[22:48] DCPassarelli: err, day
[22:48] DCPassarelli: not gay
[22:48] StrikerEternal: lol
[22:48] StrikerEternal: playing in character i see :)
[22:48] DCPassarelli: thats why he hates when people correct him, i usually make him flip out
[22:49] StrikerEternal: yeah
[22:49] StrikerEternal: good roleplaying
>Stick your finger through it, and scrape the shit out your ass with your finger
Metagaming
Sigh.
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