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Israeli Army against D&D

bahahaa.

"Zey goggles! Zey do nutzing!" - Saber, as Arnie

Israeli Army against D&D

Man, don't you remember Kaku bringing that up ages ago? Old news.

"You see now they're thinking about banning toy guns... And they're going to keep the fuckin' real ones!"

[url=http//bash.org/?239151]Repeating this will totally get you laid.[/url]

Israeli Army against D&D

he talked about it, but i thought it was just a discriminatory thing, as in "oh you play D&D?....fuckin weirdo"
not like that...an officially determining statistic for D&D=unstable?
that's a little wild..

-Avi

Israeli Army against D&D

Nah, I remember 'we' had joked that it's because the Israelies don't want creativity and imagination in their army. Don't make good soldiers.

"You see now they're thinking about banning toy guns... And they're going to keep the fuckin' real ones!"

[url=http//bash.org/?239151]Repeating this will totally get you laid.[/url]

Israeli Army against D&D

so general consensus says that if the soldiers were required to play more D&D, there would be peace in the Middle East. I'm in.

we should start the D&D Tutor Program. get some government funding, learn hebrew, and teach these dudes some serious RPing. from the information, no no - intelligence we've gathered it is our civic duty to aid our allies in creating peace.

why not? crazier things have happened. i mean, have you read the newspaper lately? George Bush is president, come ON!!

Am I gunna have to RP with myself, again?

Israeli Army against D&D

The truth is that the soldiers are still fired into the trenches, they just have typically lowered security clearances than those who don't.

Kinda like how women get lower paying jobs... You know, cuz... They're women?

...

*note to self: don't compare 'being a woman' to 'plays D&D'...*

"You see now they're thinking about banning toy guns... And they're going to keep the fuckin' real ones!"

[url=http//bash.org/?239151]Repeating this will totally get you laid.[/url]

Israeli Army against D&D

yeah. That's the first thing I thought of when I saw it too :P I know we talked about it ages ago. That was... err... 04'ish I think. I'll see if I can find the thread.

Bah... ok, I can't, but the point remains valid. It's been discussed before somewhere :P. Where have you been?

[quote="Solace"]fuck that, i am a pretty princess and none of you jerks can tell me otherwise[/quote]

Israeli Army against D&D

well like i said, it was discussed..but it's just bigger than i thought it was. Either way, it's not worth discussing again and again..so let's go spend our time on other threads

-Avi

Israeli Army against D&D

who are you to decide what is and is not worth discussing?

oh, and what other threads?

"Zey goggles! Zey do nutzing!" - Saber, as Arnie

Israeli Army against D&D

"General, Discuss general topics related to OPnPW..most anything really."

Lets keep this on topic please.

Lol JK.

Israeli Army against D&D

I find it a bit insulting that Solace seems to be trying to control what we do and do not talk about.

Maybe it isn't a coincidence that he scours the forums every few minutes and responds to everything he can...

[quote="Solace"]fuck that, i am a pretty princess and none of you jerks can tell me otherwise[/quote]

Israeli Army against D&D

...wait a second...
did multi just take a shot at me?
I need you to clarify that it was in fact a sideways comment directed towards me, and not something you meant to take back later...because if so this thread will take a new turn.

Also just because i don't have the biggest post count on the forums doesn't mean i don't get to tell you what to do
i tell you what to do because i am god. Tux is jesus, your savior, but i'm god.

-Avi

Israeli Army against D&D

Yeah, if you want to target post whores, tighten up your aim...

[quote="ArchDevil"]bahahaa.[/quote]

And, yes, I do have a high post count, but in my defence, my 'characters/words per post' ratio has to be double Arch's, if not closing in on triple. Quality [i]and[/i] quantity!

"You see now they're thinking about banning toy guns... And they're going to keep the fuckin' real ones!"

[url=http//bash.org/?239151]Repeating this will totally get you laid.[/url]

Israeli Army against D&D

At this point, I'd like to see the forums active with most any discussion.

>oooh it's tux

>get him

>me get him?

>are you insane?

Israeli Army against D&D

Saber you have my respect, i enjoy reading your posts...and really, Arch yours are good too.
Multi, you goin down.

-Avi

Israeli Army against D&D

[quote="Saber"]Yeah, if you want to target post whores, tighten up your aim...

[quote="ArchDevil"]bahahaa.[/quote]

And, yes, I do have a high post count, but in my defence, my 'characters/words per post' ratio has to be double Arch's, if not closing in on triple. Quality [i]and[/i] quantity![/quote]

yo fucktard.. not many of my posts are as useless as that. you're just bitter i passed you in post count.

regarding solace, i rarely have a problem with your posts.. sometimes i think you're a retard, and/or don't agree with what you say, but they rarely lack some kind of substance, or a lack of.

"Zey goggles! Zey do nutzing!" - Saber, as Arnie

Israeli Army against D&D

multi sucks

-Avi

Israeli Army against D&D

Hey, it's okay.

I think you're all useless.

Israeli Army against D&D

who asked you?

in retrospect, that was really stupid to reply to you.. you won't see this for another 7 months.

"Zey goggles! Zey do nutzing!" - Saber, as Arnie

Israeli Army against D&D

lol, so does anyone ever play on this thing?

I've been signing on and off for a day and haven't seen anyone...

Israeli Army against D&D

it's christmas season man. everyone is busy with other stuff.

"Zey goggles! Zey do nutzing!" - Saber, as Arnie

Israeli Army against D&D

Haha. I would think everyone would have free time from work and school.

Does anyone ever play random games? Or are they all scheduled?

Israeli Army against D&D

as far as i know, they're all scheduled.

however, there are people that play that don't post on the forum.. i once viewed a game (for about a minute) that was being played in another language.

"Zey goggles! Zey do nutzing!" - Saber, as Arnie

Israeli Army against D&D

[quote="Solace"]multi sucks[/quote]

*sigh* ah well. So Solace is doing some one-on-me? Whatever shall I do? :P. And sure Solace, you take the comment however you'd like, I'm none too concerned how that might be.

I will, however, state posting a two word post like above saying simply that I 'suck' is not a way to get you Any kudos from me for presentation, and in fact comes off quite childish.

Live it up man, and Merry Christmas :P. If you're gonna bother, you might as well do it [i]well[/i]. Sheesh. People these days can't even take time out of their day to insult people appropriately! Make no mistake, I'm always in favor of a challenge of wit, and class (insults and jabs too!), but... umm... how to put this...

Right now you rate just below 'three year old'. Come on... you can do better ;)

And, on that subject, the jab about you reading the forum every few minutes (to which you yourself have testified to in numerous posts) was concerning the mental control you appeared to try and exert onto us.

It seems a relatively good way to do that would be to respond to everything in kind, in an attempt to steer us one direction or another. That (at first) was it, but damnit, I hate not living up to standards!

[quote="Solace"]fuck that, i am a pretty princess and none of you jerks can tell me otherwise[/quote]

Israeli Army against D&D

Drama drama drama. Where's the love?

Israeli Army against D&D

Multi sucks a lot
four words, and including the word statement, six. and including that and this sentence nineteen.

P.S. it was supposed to sound childish, as is this.

Also, Merry Christmas everyone, and Hanukkah, and Halloween...err..whatever, have a nice winter vacation

-Avi

Israeli Army against D&D

*chuckles* ah well. The things I put up with here *sniffs*

Happy Holidays all

[quote="Solace"]fuck that, i am a pretty princess and none of you jerks can tell me otherwise[/quote]

Israeli Army against D&D

i love that we didn't make a seperate thread for the happy holidays salutations..

but Cheers to your Holidays, whatever they may be.

"Zey goggles! Zey do nutzing!" - Saber, as Arnie

Israeli Army against D&D

Merry Christmas everyone.

Israeli Army against D&D

I was actually going to wait for 20 minutes before making a thread. To post it on Christmas day (for me). It was just easy to place here too :P

[quote="Solace"]fuck that, i am a pretty princess and none of you jerks can tell me otherwise[/quote]

Israeli Army against D&D

let's just make this the most divergent thread ever, we're already on track

-Avi

Israeli Army against D&D

[quote]Sun Dec 24, 7:27 AM ET

TOKYO - Mei Mei, a giant panda from China, gave birth to twins at a zoo in western Japan, and the mother and babies were in good condition, a zoo official said Sunday.

The baby pandas were born on Saturday at Adventure World in Wakayama, 280 miles southwest of Tokyo. Officials have yet to confirm their sex, spokesman Tadashi Ishikawa said.

Although one of the twins weighs just three ounces, considered to be premature, both babies and Mei Mei were in good health, Ishikawa said.

Mei Mei, 12, and partner Eimei, 14, are both on loan from China.

China's Xinhua News Agency said that their birth raised the number of artificially bred pandas born this year to a record 30.

Ishikawa said, however, that officials could not confirm if the twins were born as a result of natural mating or artificial insemination because both methods were tried on the couple.

The panda is one of the world's rarest animals, with about 1,590 living in the wild in China, mostly in Sichuan and the western province of Shaanxi. Another 180 have been bred in captivity. [/quote]

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"Zey goggles! Zey do nutzing!" - Saber, as Arnie

Israeli Army against D&D

I've NEVER understood why we try to breed animals that nature has decided to make exitinct! It's called survival of the fittest. Let the panda go the way of the dodo. After all, it's not like the panda does anything useful for the global ecology, does it?

[/coldheartedrant]

"You see now they're thinking about banning toy guns... And they're going to keep the fuckin' real ones!"

[url=http//bash.org/?239151]Repeating this will totally get you laid.[/url]

Israeli Army against D&D

if you want to talk about going against 'nature' that's hardly even the tip of the iceberg.

however, i believe pandas are almost extinct because of humans taking away their habitat. i suppose this allows developers to sleep spundly at night.

it is nice to see humans try to do something nice for the planet, but it seems in vain, as i just cannot foresee a time in which they will be able to run rampant without human intervention.

regardless, i'm pretty impartial, one way or another.

"Zey goggles! Zey do nutzing!" - Saber, as Arnie

Israeli Army against D&D

[quote="ArchDevil"]however, i believe pandas are almost extinct because of humans taking away their habitat. i suppose this allows developers to sleep spundly at night.

it is nice to see humans try to do something nice for the planet, but it seems in vain, as i just cannot foresee a time in which they will be able to run rampant without human intervention.[/quote]

Arch, you are indeed correct. Due to the removal of their habitat by mankind, they have been toeing the line, as it were, for some time now.

Although in all reality I believe that what humans are doing is both late coming (it should have been tried far sooner), and also only [i]incidentally[/i] helpful and nice to the planet. It likely stemmed from a desire to sleep a bit easier at night. Regardless, it is helpful, and so that is a Good Thing (tm).

I think they should have gotten their tail in gear long before now, and helping out more than this (admittedly small, but noticeable) contribution. Just my train of thought, your mileage may vary.

[quote="Solace"]fuck that, i am a pretty princess and none of you jerks can tell me otherwise[/quote]

Israeli Army against D&D

i am a pretty princess

-Avi

Israeli Army against D&D

[quote="Solace"]i am a pretty princess[/quote]

...

I was never good at stiffling temptation.

*goes to siggie it*

[quote="Solace"]fuck that, i am a pretty princess and none of you jerks can tell me otherwise[/quote]

Israeli Army against D&D

well then...
...good game multi

-Avi

Israeli Army against D&D

aww... *sniffs* fine fine... I'll take it off for you :P, it just looks so very tempting, right there.

[quote="Solace"]fuck that, i am a pretty princess and none of you jerks can tell me otherwise[/quote]

Israeli Army against D&D

you could have left it up, i don't care...honestly, who here is going to judge me here for being a pretty princess? in fact, who is going to judge me ANYWHERE for being a pretty princess?
fuck that, i am a pretty princess and none of you jerks can tell me otherwise

-Avi

Israeli Army against D&D

Fair enough then. I'll put the newest version up then :P

[quote="Solace"]fuck that, i am a pretty princess and none of you jerks can tell me otherwise[/quote]

Israeli Army against D&D

nice

-Avi

Israeli Army against D&D

[quote="ArchDevil"]however, i believe pandas are almost extinct because of humans taking away their habitat.[/quote]

This, of course, I understand. Still, my point is... What real purpose in the world's ecology do they actually serve?! Are they an important link I'm just not aware of?

Also, it is partially nature's fault; ever read on how freaking difficult it is to get those things to produce offspring? They're resistant to their own survival! Now if pandas were like, uhm, rabbits, for example, and we made them extinct, holy shit on us. We killed something that reproduces, well, like rabbits. No, we killed off something that's almost RELUCTANT to survive!

Waste of resources.

"You see now they're thinking about banning toy guns... And they're going to keep the fuckin' real ones!"

[url=http//bash.org/?239151]Repeating this will totally get you laid.[/url]

Israeli Army against D&D

I believe the original ecology behind the panda, and it's slow (and fairly difficult) reproduction comes from their life cycle. Pandas cannot be in areas too populated by other pandas. By which I mean that (unlike, for instance, rats or rabbits) many pandas cannot be in the same 'territory' as others, due to the amount they eat.

And the fact that they eat bamboo, which while fairly plentiful and fast growing in the areas they are native to, are not as plentiful and fast growing as, say, grass. I believe those factors combined limit their reproductive cycle so that for survival they ironically slowed down their reproductive cycles, to the point where the birth of a panda anywhere is a fairly uncommon ordeal.

As far as their 'intended' purpose, no clue. It's hard to pin an intended purpose on a lot of creatures that exist, however. Some animals are fairly easy, some are most difficult to tell what impact they have on the economy, especially when their native habitat gives way to more artificially created habitat, or proximity to humans (which can, and does, illicit changes on the part of the animal concerned).

At least, that's what I think. Not sure how 'true' it is, but that's my understanding.

[quote="Solace"]fuck that, i am a pretty princess and none of you jerks can tell me otherwise[/quote]

Israeli Army against D&D

they eat eucalyptus leaves, not bamboo. Bamboo can grow as fast as 8 feet tall overnight, literally.

-Avi

Israeli Army against D&D

Meh. I don't piddle too much in details.

Though, I am forced to point out that the eucalyptus plants are native to Australia. Most of the giant panda bear diet involves leaves, bark, and stalks of bamboo. Also, there have been some documented cases of bamboo growing 100cm (3.3 feet) over the course of a day, though. Several species of bamboo, found mainly in the subtropical areas, can grow as much as 1 foot per day.

It's far more typical to assume 3-5 inches per day, however :P

Here's a handful of links if you want them. I'm pointing out the wikipedia pages simply because their answers are replicated in many other locations as well. An actual scientific link to something differing, if exists, would not be scoffed at.

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_panda[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bamboo[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eucalyptus[/url]

[quote="Solace"]fuck that, i am a pretty princess and none of you jerks can tell me otherwise[/quote]

Israeli Army against D&D

[quote="multirp"]Meh. I don't piddle too much in details.

Though, I am forced to point out that the eucalyptus plants are native to Australia. Most of the giant panda bear diet involves leaves, bark, and stalks of bamboo. Also, there have been some documented cases of bamboo growing 100cm (3.3 feet) over the course of a day, though. Several species of bamboo, found mainly in the subtropical areas, can grow as much as 1 foot per day.

It's far more typical to assume 3-5 inches per day, however :P

Here's a handful of links if you want them. I'm pointing out the wikipedia pages simply because their answers are replicated in many other locations as well. An actual scientific link to something differing, if exists, would not be scoffed at.

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_panda[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bamboo[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eucalyptus[/url][/quote]

Just a quick toss-in. I believe pandas are endangered by the development because while bambo is fast growing and prolific, the pandas are quite particular in which exact species/genius they'll ingest.

>oooh it's tux

>get him

>me get him?

>are you insane?