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Tranny fluid, hmm... yeah you have to watch out for them.

I am just very preoccupied trying to get shit together with my life. Learn coorporate financing, set up events on my farm, work full time, and find the time to sleep somewhere in between.

What kind of car is it?

Muddy...Farm? what???

i've got a 1992 Dodge Stealth R/T TT

quick synopsis for those who don't know: It was nicknamed an affordable ferrari 348 when it came out, and it comes with 300hp stock, easily upgradeable to 350.

I'm going to try to get about 500 out of the car. Currently the fastest stealth/3000gt (they're the same car, essentially) is pushing 900 hp.

A short history from my car forum (the history is on my car specifically, written by me):
http://www.3si.org/forum/showthread.php?t=376664

My name's bleedscarlet on that forum, if you didn't figure it out

you've gotta be pretty fucking passionate about the car to want to do all that to it. i also support you keeping the flipup headlights.

i suggest you lose that sinfully ugly 'wing' dodge provided you and swap it for something nicer looking. (this means a wing that doesn't make your car look like it has a park bench on the trunk or turn it into a shopping cart). my suggestion is to get one from the mitsu 3000gt.

the other thing is, if you're so responsible all of a sudden, why are you planning to push 500hp? sure, it's nice to have, but if you're not going to use it, why have it? (one of my peeves is people who have nice cars and drive the fucking speed limit)

I personally think cars are a waste of money. Not like most of everything I buy isn't (games, books) But still. I look at these kids fresh out of highschool who have $15,000 cars with several thousand dollars worth of upgrades and think "You must really love being in debt."

In short, unless you are financially capable then pimping out your car is stupid. It does get you girls sometimes, but if my oppinion of the hobby is such, what do you think my oppinion of the girls it attracts would be? Not that stupid girls can't be fun.. hmm.. well okay I accept it a little bit, but only if you can afford it or you get lots of chicks.

Also... event coordinator.

[quote="Muddy"]I personally think cars are a waste of money. Not like most of everything I buy isn't (games, books) But still. I look at these kids fresh out of highschool who have $15,000 cars with several thousand dollars worth of upgrades and think "You must really love being in debt."

In short, unless you are financially capable then pimping out your car is stupid. It does get you girls sometimes, but if my oppinion of the hobby is such, what do you think my oppinion of the girls it attracts would be? Not that stupid girls can't be fun.. hmm.. well okay I accept it a little bit, but only if you can afford it or you get lots of chicks.[/quote]

I'd never 'pimp' my car out to get girls. Two reasons.. first, i'd rather a sleeper, than 'all show and no go'. posers need not apply. two, if all a girl wants is my car she can fuck right off.

But does any of that really matter for a one night stand? Sex is sex.

The real issue you should adress is why you would need a car to pick up chicks.. what are you compensating for?

i was never big on one night stands if i have to put any effort into it.

[quote="ArchDevil"]you've gotta be pretty fucking passionate about the car to want to do all that to it. i also support you keeping the flipup headlights.

i suggest you lose that sinfully ugly 'wing' dodge provided you and swap it for something nicer looking. (this means a wing that doesn't make your car look like it has a park bench on the trunk or turn it into a shopping cart). my suggestion is to get one from the mitsu 3000gt.

the other thing is, if you're so responsible all of a sudden, why are you planning to push 500hp? sure, it's nice to have, but if you're not going to use it, why have it? (one of my peeves is people who have nice cars and drive the fucking speed limit)[/quote]

<3. I love my flip up headlights. I'm trying to keep the car as stock looking as possible. the 500HP is for the track, and also for those once in a while times when i have to spank some civic on the road :-)

Muddy, i have a girlfriend. I also make a lot of money. Enough said. :-D

[quote="ArchDevil"]I'd never 'pimp' my car out to get girls. Two reasons.. first, i'd rather a sleeper, than 'all show and no go'. posers need not apply. two, if all a girl wants is my car she can fuck right off.[/quote]
+651321654654987
My car has difficulty being a sleeper because it's high profile completely stock, but i'm trying to keep it completely stock.

I love my car
thanks for the encouragement arch

Muddy, you're gay :-)

muddy you've still ignored my farming question
wtf??

[quote="Solace"]
I love my car
thanks for the encouragement arch

[/quote]
anytime someone is working on a car i think isn't a total piece of shit, i'll support them. as much as you want to keep your car stock looking, i still think i'd go after the 3000gt wing (would still look stockish) and problem try to find some rims for it.

yeah, i was thinking about upgrading to just a later model wing, but that'll come later...i have more important expenses. Replacing all the gaskets in terms of parts alone is going run me about 400 dollars....that's only internal engine gaskets. My exhaust is like....crumbling in my fingers, so I think i'm gonna replace that soon (luckily, the stock exhaust is made of THICK steel, so there's no actual damage).
There's a lot of things that I wanna do, but for this summer, it's replacing pumps and gaskets, and perhaps just a few performance things...I'm replacing the stock BOV, but that doesn't really count. I need a new boost controller and a boost gauge, because the stock mechanical gauge is slow/inaccurate. I need a boost controller so i don't get raped for gas when i do eventually start driving it again.

little more history, this is the car that i learned how to drive stick on. it was difficult, but for the longest time, i was good.

Props for driving stick.

You know how I know I'm manly?
My model of my car wasn't available in automatic
They said if you want an automatic, go buy a 300ZX.
:-)

Yes, I live on a farm.

Was that it?

And.. no I'm not.. you are! Oh snap.

organizing events on your farm??

Camping, drum circles, fire spinning, other revelries.

Fun stuff, aye?

fucking hippie clown.

buy some firedancers, and make them have sex while juggling fire sticks.

is there marshmellow roasting while chanting "koombyah"?

Hell no you cocksucker.

There is drinking and sex, and mad crazy pagan drumming.

And mad crazy pagan drinking and sex.

.. okay I made up the sex part. There is sex sometimes, but not like an orgy, just two people who hook up, nothing unusual when drinking. I would like there to be more sex though...

ibit'sanallmaleparty

;)

[img]http://www.mordantorange.com/images/comics/food/sausagefest.gif[/img]

Haha, thats funny coming from a bunch of nerds. I bet some of you circle jerk after a nice session of DnD to let off some of that repressed sexual energy.

"God that elf was hot!"

:P

Disclaimer: Stereotypes are all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

you'll lose an eye when we play together
cuz after i'm done my load shoots so far i can kill a deer from inside my house

you should probably get that checked out

muddy, you called us nerds while you are "Grand DM" with 792 posts on a forum dedicated to a program to allow Role Playing.

Hypocrisy at its finest if i do say so myself.

its alright if its a bunch of dudes doing nothing except jerking off on a paper plate (lets hope you dont lose too often). i mean, its better than bringing a sheep to pleasure town...... have you made a sheep ride your wrinkle stick?

[quote="Dunlop"]
its alright if its a bunch of dudes doing nothing except jerking off on a paper plate (lets hope you dont lose too often). i mean, its better than bringing a sheep to pleasure town...... have you made a sheep ride your wrinkle stick?[/quote]

Thank you, that's ALL i was trying to say!

:-)

I love yous guys

...What a thread to read after a half month hiatus.

[size=7]I'm so turned on right now. :oops: [/size]

[quote="Mikkl"]...What a thread to read after a half month hiatus.

[size=7]I'm so turned on right now. :oops: [/size][/quote]

:rofl:

And you call me the hypocrite?

Hah, I was talking about you in particular, bud. Whose the hypocrite now?

(I don't know how that would make you a hypocrite, but just play along)

this is how i feel about your posts muddy.

[img]http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/508/img_15.gif[/img]

Thats the way I feel sometimes too.

Sleep deprivation, my friend. It is my anti-drug. Or is it my wonder-drug?

I blame it all on sleep deprivation.

Friday the Thirteenth... doo doo doo doo...

Watch out for 7:06.

Aka.. 6:66.

you're such a fuckin dork

so the IT guy at my job has blocked every fuckin website I go to.

I need you guys for help, from the looks of it, he's watching my computer and about to block this website too.
I last usually about 30 seconds on a website before it gets blocked, and i'm sure he doesn't appreciate me deprecating his job the way i do, because he's an imbecile that knows NOTHING about computers, just how to search the internet and call tech support.

Anyways
what should I do to get back at him?
Keep in mind, I don't want to get fired, and this a corporate america job.

Why would we tell you over the forums, genius?

If he is monitoring you, and the sites you visit... Couldn't he find out what the plan is and expect it before it happens?

That being said, soak a used pair of underwear in a cup of coffee, ring out said underwear and take said cup of coffee to work. Reheat said coffee and replace his coffee with with ballsweat caffeine.

The worst that will happen is he will see it coming and waste his efforts on guarding his coffees. Either that or he will see through my web of confusion and realize that I do not actually intend for you to do this. Then BAM. You switch his coffee anyways.

Messing with IT dudes can be fun and enjoyable. Here are a few fun things to do to PCs (note: not your own) that will boggle his silly mind for hours on end.

1) Put a small piece of clear tape in the inside of many of your coworker's ethernet ports. The idea is to make the ethernet cables still snap in, but not get the metal-metal contact. Have fun figuring out THAT connectivity issue.

2) Take a screenshot of the target's desktop. Set screenshot as desktop background image. Remove icons from desktop. Hide task bar. Watch as that person tries to furiously click on their 'icons'.

3) If he's actually actively monitoring your screen with some kind of screen grabber, open up notepad and talk to him. I'm sure you can think up some crazy things to say. Try for random stuff ("Please talk to me, Man in the Computer. I'm lonely..."), and see if you can get him to respond (I used to do this to our IT guys in high school, cuz they used to backout the web address of websites they didn't like me going to, and would say things like "I don't think that's a school-related website"...)

4) Cheese-its in the CD drive. Probably a fireable offense.

If you like these, let me know and I'll think up some more and fire them your way later.

Baloney on his car.

okay, so I decided to take a different angle on this one.
I approached him and said when I'm waiting for projects, so I don't get bored I browse a few select websites, but they seem to have gotten blocked. Asked him to unblock them, and he unblocked them..

Thanks for the suggestions guys, but I took the "easy" way out :-P

bahahahahahahahaha
Bologna [b]on[/b] his car is much better, deteriorates paint pretty badly.

also, underwear coffee, that's more disgusting for me than for him, and way too much work.

I'd rather just shit in his lunch sandwich. It'll probably bother him a lot more, cuz he'll know about it.
the coffee at my job tastes like asshole already, cuz they use an aluminum and plastic pot, which imparts all sorts of added flavors. I doubt the ballsweat flavor would be noticed...I don't get coffee from work, i go downstairs and buy it. :-P

Aluminum = Alzheimers.

Smart man.

[quote="Solace"]the coffee at my job tastes like asshole already, cuz they use an aluminum and plastic pot, which imparts all sorts of added flavors.[/quote]Coffee Douche alert.

[quote="Saber"]2) Take a screenshot of the target's desktop. Set screenshot as desktop background image. Remove icons from desktop. Hide task bar. Watch as that person tries to furiously click on their 'icons'.[/quote]

Thats so evil... I'm gonna have to try it on someone. :twisted:

I could imagine doing it too. It would be glorious.

I could also imagine some people's reactions. The ones I know at least. I am fairly inept with compooters. The people I know, more so.

They'd call up tech support to reformat their computer or something. Claiming they were hit with some unreal virus.

[quote="Muddy"]Aluminum = Alzheimers.

Smart man.[/quote]
what the FUCK are you talking about?
[quote="Mikkl"][quote="Solace"]the coffee at my job tastes like asshole already, cuz they use an aluminum and plastic pot, which imparts all sorts of added flavors.[/quote]Coffee Douche alert.[/quote]
Now don't get me wrong, I like good coffee, and I can tell when i'm having bad coffee. I hate starbucks, but if there's nothing else, i'll drink it. This coffee however makes me sick. It's absolutely disgusting, I don't know what's wrong with the machine, or the coffee grind, but it always tastes absolutely disgusting. It's not like something an aficionado is going to taste, it's something a 5 year old can tell is gross.

Absorbtion of alluminum through the skin and digestive system is tied to loss of brain function.

For example. Canned soda. If you open one and leave it in the fridge some chemical reacts within it and pulls the alluminum from the can. Don't drink a soda after you've opened it and put it back in the cooler.

Also. Most deodorants have alluminum in them as well. That goes directly into your pores.

Its just not good for you.

*cracks knuckles*

ACTUALLY alzheimer's disease is a disorder that is most closely linked to genetic inheritance. it really is the accumulation of a few things in the brain and its components.

1. Neurofibrillary tangles - that can prevent key nurons from firing properly,
2. Basal Nucleus degeneration - which is always bad when the Basal Ganglia is affected (sometimes it results in Parkinson's Disease with too much Dopamine"
3. cortical atrophy - preventing the midbrain and hindbrain functions from properly communicating with the cortex of the brain.

this means that because such problems occur deep within the midbrain, the association areas on the cortex can not communicate properly. This results in poor co-temporal synergy (the main symptom in alzheimer's).

In addition to this, alzheimer's disease is only properly diagnos-able post mortem in order to identify the three problems listed (as it is so far unethical to cut into the brain that deep just for fun). when diagnosed during life, that means there's probably nothing else it could be, but doctors can't be sure.

Yes, i am a Psychology Major. Yes i know this for a fact.

i believe a Boo-Ya is in order ..... BOO-YA!!

can i get a hell yea?

I've read up on the condition. I don't know nearly as much as you.

It is disputed whether aluminum will actually contribute to the alzheimers. Some researchers beleive yes, some no.

It is commonly agreed that there are several factors which can contribute to it. What all those factors are? They don't know.

But still, if you want to take the risk, go for it. Don't worry though. If it turns out that the consumtion of aluminum does contribute to alzheimers and you do end up with it.. I doubt you would remember to be pissed off that you didn't listen to my warnings :)

But even still, don't drink canned soda. Its disgustingly bad for you. Don't drink soda at all, for that matter.